John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.

Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.

by CollinKolar January 30, 2023

bronze for johns

Originated with Australian rugby league fans who would build Bronze statues of the greatest rugby league player that ever lived - derived from the analogy of 'bronzing' a player called Andrew Johns.

"Have you given thought to building a statue of bronze for Johns, rugby league's 8th immortal and greatest player of all time?"

by Statue Guy January 28, 2020

Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021

Mississippi John

A militant, albeit smart young white man. Not to be confused with Arkansas Bill or Denver Dick.

Mississipi John doesn't love you. Just keep fucking him.

by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003

John Heng

an ignorant gook/spook/smut

I'd hate to be a John Heng

by shaygay March 14, 2010

John Guistat

a very sexy, strong, smart, ladies man that is loved by everyone that sees him. there is no way possible to regect his charming good looks and his sweetness. every girl wants him, and every guy wants to be him.

John Guistat just got five girls in less than a minute to make out with him, he is irresistable.

by Goose McLovin April 27, 2011

John the Bishop

This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.

I had a huge burrito last night and then made the biggest John the Bishop you have ever seen.

by I am not who you think I am! June 10, 2011