straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

Straight Guppin'

When you being a real Gooblegup.

Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.

by 420GupIt January 23, 2023

Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

Super straight

someone that always has an urge for them to be breed by a bbc or giant furry cocky their partner

I’m super straight

by Echo🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 June 22, 2022

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates people from the lgbt community

He identifies as straight-gay because he dates within the lgbt community.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 30, 2017

straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023