"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
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With pirates from both developing and developed countries leveraging on AI, the half-life of Singapore math is getting exponentially shorter, and the “fine” city of Singapore risks being innovated away if local math educators don’t act now.
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Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
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"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
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Fella 1: "What's the block button for Half Sword?"
Fella 2: "It's a physics based game, there's no block button you blockhead!"
Fella 2: "It's a physics based game, there's no block button you blockhead!"
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