Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck

Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

Duck it out

Putting a ciggerate out

A. Hurry up a finish you're ciggerate

B. Ok let me just duck it out

by Eddtoocool February 5, 2018

Duck

fuck you

fuck you Jerald you son of a bitch, duck

by SirCattington February 16, 2018

Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016

whatever fucks your duck

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

by Dukfuker101 January 15, 2017

Duck

A word commonly used to describe a fart, coming from the duck-like sound of gas being released from the anus. A ducks potent scent can on occasion leave one flabbergasted and bewildered.

Sarah just threw a duck.
My ex husband kept ducking, so I left him.

Your ducks are especially smelly today, it is fabulous.
Was that a wet duck?

by Wobber Cat January 16, 2017