sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box

Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos

by anonymous December 10, 2023

hit the clown

make a run to Jack in the Box

Dude No. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude No. 2: me too. Wanna hit the clown?
Dude No. 1: yeah, let's go. Im ready for some tacos.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Gibby the clown

Gibby the clown the best clown ever.

You ever watch Gibby the clown smacking that black guys ass?

by Gibby the clown lover22 December 15, 2023

Bonky The Clown

The mallet-wielding clown character from a Rec Room game, "Make it to Midnight". Bonky is a serial killer that possesses supernatural abilities such as leaping high into the air, sensing where people are through walls, and super speed that escalates as midnight approaches, becoming impossible to outrun when the clock strikes midnight.

"Wanna play that Dead by Daylight knockoff?"

"The one with Bonky The Clown?"

by KiwiTheRetroGal January 26, 2024

hell.psycho.the.clown

A very Awesome TikTok User that is a Haunt

Actor (Possibly) and does TikTok after Dark.

I wanna Meet hell.psycho.the.clown at a Haunt

by The Message Of TikTok July 3, 2024

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024