jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

Half Life

Best fictional masterpiece of all time

"Half life is the best fictional masterpiece of all time"

by Eobix November 13, 2022

Half stepping

When you got to have everything you need, leave no bread crumbs.

When your hair not done or you don’t have what you need for an event “I can’t be half stepping”.

by Somebodylmhy December 7, 2020

stand off half

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.

Their a proper stand off half they are.

by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024

It ain’t even Half Time

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.

Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

half-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child / Parent's half-nibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and one grandparent in common.
3- Half-first-cousin.
4- Half-1C.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019