5/10

The rating you would give a sensitive person when you don't like them but you don't want to see them cry.

Sensitive kid: what do you think of my outfit?

Person: 1/10
Sensitive kid: *cries*
Person: fine 5/10

by cheesguy July 11, 2020

5 dancing babies

When a man ejaculates somewhere leaving his " kids" or " babies "

Girl 1: I slept over at my man's house

Girl 2: did he leave his 5 Dancing babies

by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020

1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{8[9)]0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_

Do your work

im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary

by LittleFalcon September 30, 2020

Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

5 cups salad

a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.

im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either

person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it

person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

by Sindey July 6, 2022

O5-5 “The Proctor”

Also known as Helio, and formerly known as O5-X. Helio is (from what I’ve seen) Reahmortus’ most trusted overseer, being the only one to have permission to accept custom SCPs, other than Reah himself

Oh no, O5-5 “The Proctor” has to go and ban another Nazi, can we give this guy a break?

by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022