A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.
Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
by Ben102047372 April 08, 2020
A basic Tom is your old Twink. He goes to every event at the club and drinks vodka clubs. He uses basic ass sayings like “oh one drink won’t hurtcha” and “ Don’t worry about me honey I’ll take care of myself“. He talks similarly to Donald Trump with sayings like “ Everyone’s out“ or “Everyone will be there“ and “are we hanging out”. His life is actually in shambles and he doesn’t understand the gay community.
by Firecrothcarrie February 01, 2021
by calebsmom13312 January 12, 2022
by Tom’s Mom January 12, 2022
Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step
Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...
by ItalianDomB December 20, 2021
South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores
by nottomjoe November 23, 2021
A tom dodd is in my playstation party right now and as he is reading this he is thinking who put this ... turns out it was joe
by itz_joe mamma March 10, 2021