Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.

“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”

by coopertone July 16, 2022

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Tom wood

Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.

Don t let that go

Watch out Tom wood big unit 6 is coming and he's a true man true legend

by TMTL180 January 14, 2019

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A piece of diddly shit. Will beat the shits out of a person named benjimin.

Oh no its a fucking Tom Mendez, run bitch run!!

by Tom Mendez August 11, 2021

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the guy that could turn any man gay with a huge 8=D

wow tom mardy just made me nut

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the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp

wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

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the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

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I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

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