muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.

I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.

by Kinnas January 24, 2009

blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.

I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.

by latkaz November 10, 2014

Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 27, 2019

Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.

Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)

by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009

Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really

T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee

by pimpcracker June 10, 2010

muffin

secretly used as a cursed word by big daddy badboyhalo

bbh: "what the muffin!" ((what the FUCK)

by velvetiscake March 12, 2022