When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off
Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy
by Bigdickballer420 July 24, 2017
by A Day 1 Nigga June 21, 2016
The best band ever that was on hiatus for about a year. But they are back now with a new album Trench.
Twenty one pilots is the best band ever ||-//
by Janyse October 12, 2018
A person who you we're originally supposed to end up with, but due to a cause of fate or by consequences cause by you the relationship failed and as time goes by you wonder what you and that person could have been, making them the one that got away.
Friend 1: isn't that the girl you dated for like a year?
Friend 2: oh yeah, she's the one that got away..
Friend 2: oh yeah, she's the one that got away..
by Josie_182 March 09, 2016
A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.
It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.
It sounds so much better.
by ADHDfidget May 02, 2017
When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.
Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."
by Mr Philibuster November 20, 2010
A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.
by Funnyneck January 28, 2017