Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 03, 2020

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

Penis Fly Trap

Another word for a vagina

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.

by TEEJA February 16, 2018

Venus fly trap

When you wake up early from anesthesia and you have two doctors dicks in your mouth.

I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 15, 2023

Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Venus Fly Trap

Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle

Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate

by VinnyL October 08, 2020