Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Reeves puff edibles puff edibles《¤》Smoke 《¤》 smoke 《¤》 Smoke 《¤》《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》

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Person 343: Reeves puff edibles puff edibles《¤》Smoke 《¤》 smoke 《¤》 Smoke 《¤》《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Rolled up, and smoked

Having sex and getting head from a girl

She came over , we watched tv & I rolled up, and smoked her

by KJ Salinger July 7, 2019

The Devil May Cry Series Is About Do It Yourself Smoke

The Devil May Cry Series Is About Do It Yourself Smoke

The Devil May Cry Series Is About Do It Yourself Smoke

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025