When a girl lays on her back on the bed with your cock dangling over her and you proceed to face fuck her in a kneeling position. As seen in the “Hunter Biden Sextape”
“Damn, did you hear Hunter Biden got pardoned? That Shanghai Sloppy he did in his sextape was inspirational.”
by Cheesymark December 2, 2024
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While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
- Hey babe, can you get a couple cans of dip on the way home? I'm tryna give a sloppy dallas tonight.
- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
by PleasantPheasant October 15, 2020
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Get the Wobbly Sloppy mug.When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024
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Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.This is where you score with a really hot girl but know that 49 of your buddies have already fucked her over the last couple of years. But she is hot so you still feel a sort of both pride and shame. You quickly jump into the shower and cry...
Hugo, I finally got sloppy fiftieths with Jessika. I think I'm in love with her even though I could never marry or respect her.
by Florida Sunshine July 27, 2020
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