Sock Crazy

"Sock Crazy" guys who go to the gym and don't bring white socks to complete their gym attire. Typically they wear their dark dress socks pulled up to the stretch limit.

oh, and there were two guys (young even) looking all sock crazy tonight and one dude (same dude everytime) rockin' the short shorts. guys + short shorts = not so much!

by B Daddy R June 11, 2010

sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster February 02, 2007

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine

I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.

by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021

smelly socks

the stocking's you use for christmas to make anyone near smell how hard you work aka the smell of victory

we are hanging the smelly socks today

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 04, 2020

sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.

Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.

by Van1lla November 13, 2007