Sam

A jewish person who finds crab unapetizing and enjoys bullying others. Mostly found in middle schools and senior year, 'Sam' tends to target women and has many strong political opinions.

That guy is actin like a real Sam

by Basile Praestentia November 23, 2022

Sam

stupid splat baby that ACTUALLY enjoys apple sauce, genuinely what the hell is wrong with sam

Kenny: Sam you need to stop eating apple sauce

Sam: no mind your own business

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

Sam

An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful but deep down they are verry depressed and just looking for love. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best.

Hey I saw SAM in town today. He came over and gave me a hug and almost cried. He is so nice.

by TheFendtFahrer July 18, 2021

Sam

Sam is a person who cannot let go of the past. :\

Person A: Sam talks about (his/her) past a lot
Person B: Yeah, its kinda odd

by Sam :/ May 21, 2018

Sams boo

The most beautiful kind person in the world. Sam loves her more than anything. She’s beautiful, smart and sexy. Same loves her more than anything in the world. A few of her nicknames include babydoll, boo and baby. Sam wouldn’t know what to do without her in his life.

Have u seen Sams boo?

by Youllneverfigureitout April 5, 2019

Science Sam

Science Sam is one of the best rappers at camdenton high school

“Did y’all hear science Sams new song? Shits fire

by Poseidon’s pener April 6, 2019

Sam

He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life

Sam: are you ok?
Friend:

Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!

by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019