70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....

P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen

by drobe June 1, 2007

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007

s on his chest man

superman has an s on his chest

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superman Jeff, who is an s on his chest man trying to fight off T-roy man

by tvolney July 30, 2008

Sneak n Cum Agent(s)

Originally inspired by "James Bond" and "Cuming" (James Bond being sneaky and Cumming for...cumming!) The two together makes "Sneak n Cum Agents"

An organization/agency made by Menohh and Madcapgalaxy and TwentyTenor2 (Xbox live)

A group of people that try to be sneaky in EVERYTHING they do, or somebody massively perverted.

The members of this Organization/Agency are the stealthiest, most random, perverted agents you will ever find...in all the land

All sneak n cum agents must have the ability to run at high velocity and maintain a boner at the same time, You cannot be a Sneak n Cum agent without being perverted.

*Guy randomly streaks through a soccer field*

Meno: Dude! That guy is a Sneak n Cum Agent!
Tenor: I know!

*Guy skydiving naked*

Meno: He's a sneak n cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Guy sneaks around corner and passes heavy defence of a high security airport*

Meno: Did you just see that? That guy is a Sneak n Cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Meno holds an extremely hard boner looking at a hexy babe while running at high velocity*

Meno: I'm such a Sneak n Cum Agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Madcap finds his dads old SnCA Acedemy year book in his closet*

Madcap:M...M..My.....DADDY was uh...SNEAK N CUM AGENT...

"Sneak n Cum Agent(s)"

by Menohh June 22, 2009

a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

by qjns? April 7, 2019