fruit roll up

it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.
YES!!! I just got a free fruit roll up from my girlfriend!
by matt hollywood December 05, 2004
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egg roll dick

It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.
Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.
by poop1234561 December 24, 2011
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roll your rim

In gay, Canadian, slang; to have forceful anal sex with an unwilling lab technician. taken from the popular Tim Horton's contest
"you run pcr real good - i'd like to roll your rim sometime"
by secretsleep July 24, 2008
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Fruit roll up

Hey man I just saw a fruit roll up
by KodakfAt March 15, 2017
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Iced Coffee Roll

When in the morning, after anal sex the person who received poops a jizzy poop, resembling a glazed coffee roll.
Booth took a serious nut and the next morning she made a nice iced coffee roll.
by Darkina February 27, 2012
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the holy rubber roll

first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".
Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 27, 2018
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Totino's Pizza Rolls

Official gay snack thanks to S42 E13 of SNL hosted by Kristen Stewart in which Kristen and Vanessa made out over Totino's Pizza Rolls.
girl: hey girlfriend would you like some Totino's Pizza Rolls?
girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. J'aime les rolls de pizza.
by mcclinton February 05, 2017
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