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Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.
Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”
by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019
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Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
by Pantin Zombie June 21, 2021
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fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023
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post statusness

A rate on 1 to 10
on how well you are posted up
yo i give your 9.5 on post statusness
by Jusstin May 16, 2008
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by urbantard August 31, 2024
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POST

A term in computer IT work that is used to describe a system that is fully functional and will boot when given the necessary OS.
Guy1: Does that mean it will POST?
Guy2: No you fuckwit, you forgot to install the RAM.
by Yung Dragonfly June 30, 2021
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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