jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader November 21, 2017
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pocket fighting

Pocket Fighting is also a popular activity in the homosexual community. It involves putting your hand into another gentleman’s pocket in crowded public transport (e.g. a subway, train or bus) and then covertly pleasuring the other gentlemen till he reaches climax, or till you’ve reached your destination, whichever comes first.
Alan tried to give Charles the old Pocket Fighting treatment on the Waterloo line. Unfortunately as the tube was so busy, his hand slipped into the wrong pocket and instead a pensioner had the tube ride of his life.
by CrudePierre December 14, 2023
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cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
by DasTesseract January 29, 2016
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Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too
by Erwien March 18, 2023
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My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts
Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!
by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017
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Pocket Slug

by Vice420 December 06, 2018
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God pocket

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket
by Ash Castle October 16, 2012
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