Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. He’s a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. He’s been awarded The People’s Choice Magazine “I’ll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leathered” award for the 4th year running.
You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.
Ben is a top lad.
You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.
Ben is a top lad.
by Definitely not called Ben November 21, 2023
by cocksucker6900 August 30, 2022
Ben is a east londoner with 17inch biceps, a massive pair of bollocks and the girls fucking love it.
Aryan is the opposite of Ben
by Flasher1966 March 08, 2022
Guy: ah shit there is piss all over the floor
Other Guy: it was Ben
Guy: how do you know
Other Guy: B E N
Other example:
Question: what is 2+2
Ben: Yes
Other Guy: it was Ben
Guy: how do you know
Other Guy: B E N
Other example:
Question: what is 2+2
Ben: Yes
by E A T November 05, 2019