my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

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Thine Mother

A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.

Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother

by ThatFire August 30, 2021

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premarital mother

A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

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Den Mother

the adult female Leader of a group of female children or teenagers. usually the group of children or teenagers are cub scouts of some form.

“camp is gonna be fine kids, it’s not like your gonna be out there all alone! Den Mother Abigail is gonna be right there the whole time!”

by Gotta do everything myself April 21, 2022

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Someone that gave birth to you. The reason you're here. The one that makes you dinner. The one you call mama. The one you dad fucked. The wife of your father. The sister of your aunt. The sister of your uncle. The kid of your grandma. The kid of your grandpa. She controls you no matter what...

Mother, did you give birth to me, or am I adopted...?

Mamaaaa!! What are we having for dinner? *gets slapped*

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022

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Sideways mother fucker

Someone who talks about someone else in a indirect way

"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"

by Coloradonik April 20, 2024

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