Michael DeSousa

absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma

normal human: he is literally god

Michael Desousa- cool guy

by JJ Swags May 28, 2019

michael raccson

That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.

Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!

Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**

by Raccald trump May 29, 2019

Michael Burt

Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole

Wow Michael Burt your a massive asshole

by The opposite of Michael Burt March 20, 2019

Michael N.

A sweet, funny,smart, sassy,protective, and really amazing guy. He always gives you a look that can make you laugh for hours. He has close friends, but he holds onto them tight. He will try to hurt you if you hurt any of his friends. He is a great actor and singer. He is such an adorable theater geek. He doesn't care about what others think of them. He can make you fall in love with just one look of the eye. If you ever know a Michael like this hold onto them tight because you never know when you'd have to say goodbye.

I really wish I had a Michael N. in my life.

by Jorge 3.0 March 20, 2019

Michael bore

A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.

Michael bore is a faggot

by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019

Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.

Check out her Michael Boltons!

by SaintMickS March 29, 2019

Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019