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Max

Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww
Girl1: OMG is that max?

Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross

Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye
by Maxmillscansuckmybbc March 24, 2018
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Femboy Maxing

The act of maximizing your feminine look as a man, but remaining straight while seeming extremely gay
I really like being pretty, but I like women. I will be femboy maxing to maintain that pretty dainty look.
by ralphhickelson August 2, 2023
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Max M

Max M faggot extremely homophobic asshole.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.
ShitMax M is coming run he’ll give you gay faggot syndrome
by Josh’s should s b December 23, 2019
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Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”
Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
by anonymous April 12, 2022
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Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.
Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?
by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022
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Max

He is proper fit and peng and I would like to ss with u max 🥺🥺xxx
Max is pengggg
by Lillief120 November 19, 2020
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Max

Max is always an awesome friend no matter what, he's always nice and will never make you feel bad
I have the best friend ever, his name is Max
by Astro90041 May 28, 2022
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