no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 3rd

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

by March 3rd March 2, 2023

March 26th, 2008

The best day ever. This was when Creo made his channel.

March 26th, 2008 was when Creo made his channel.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023

March 26th

on march 26th it is @atsushinakapeema on tiktoks birthday! everyone make sure to wish him a happy birthday then.

oh wow, it’s march 26th? that means it’s atsushinakapeemas birthday!! i’m gonna go wish them a happy birthday!

by ewmmaa March 24, 2021

March 17

Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.

Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!

Crush: Wtf? No you perv!

Guy: Its March 17 tho…

Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*

Guy: GYAT

by seekerdaddy March 17, 2024

March 4th

the day the hottest people on the planet are born they just dont know it.

hey dude whens your birthday?
march 4th why?
ofc that's why your so hot

by HeartsForDawko March 8, 2023

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020