a shit show of a school where several bald headed men boss you around. everyone at kelvinside academy really does love it there. there are several types of people there such as:
the vape nation - a group of primarily s3 boys who gather inside the bathrooms at lunch time and think they're getting high off of a few hits of a vape
the mean girls wannabe - mostly made up of all the girls from s2-s3 the mean girls wannabe are the real shit stirrers of kelvinside. and lets be honest, most of the time its over boys in S4
the 1 2 captaincy duo - the boy and the girl who are s6 that really think they fucking run the place all because they have a fancy badge and get a free skip pass and a free lunch.
A period of time in which a young black male normally during puberty begins to collect a large multitude of females “hoes” or “whores” in such abundance to where it eventually becomes so much that be can no longer handle the absurd amount of “hoes” and the entire era implodes on itself