Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

Jake andrew Arkle

This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him

Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole

by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022

Jake Paul

Beating women

Man Jessica was talking so much shit that I Jake pauled her

by Memelordzzzz April 19, 2018

Jake

Nava care bout a hoe & gets the most girls and is super fine

Mr Baboban is such a Jake he fine ash

by Jake is the best October 31, 2021

Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

jake hanson

discord kitten

woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten

by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022