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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Cock Sock

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."
by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018
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Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all
G.K and C.R (initials) are the most sexiest sock babies, I want to be them.
by Sockbaby2.0 May 20, 2018
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Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021
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Socks

A name that is often used by non-binary people.
Non-binary person: How did you know I was non-binary?
Me: Your name is Socks.
by goblinqueer December 17, 2021
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Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.
Oh man i found my old battle sock.
by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025
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