Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

Straight Trash

Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.

It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.

The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash

Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash

#StraightTrash

Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

by RiffGibson April 18, 2017

dabbing straight ahead

Performing a Nazi/Hitler salute. The act of dabbing in front, rather than to the side, resembles this salute. Try it in a public setting to verify this.

Steve Bannon was seen dabbing straight ahead after discussing immigration laws.

by sportball14 June 17, 2017

Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.

Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.

by EreaSariae November 19, 2017

Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.

Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.

by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017

straight to face

When you really want to eat something.

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face

by Kildonon February 19, 2018

Skittle straight

When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)

Hey, I just got a Skittle straight from the bag! Gotta go play the lottery now, I'm feeling lucky!

by Scut Farkiss February 26, 2018