Candace Harding

Beats pregnant women, pops pills and sleeps all day. Uses her children as meal tickets!

Don't be a Candace Harding!

by Crotch Goblin666 September 7, 2020

Hard

Hector

Hector is literally the defenition of hard

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

Try Hard

Jose Freddy Sanchez

We were playing a pick up basketball game and Jose was going try hard

by Martin72 May 1, 2017

Hard

Something not liquid, me when I see my bestfriend (they have big mommy milkers)

"Ice is the hard for of water"
"Yeah cuz it's solidified water!"

by TheUrbanBaguette August 20, 2023

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024