hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

rock hard

a band created by danman in 2022

the band rock hard is a ok band

by Danmahn December 1, 2022

Rock hard chest

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.

I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Tonya Harding's friends

You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.

The people that were called Tonya Harding's friends didn't seem too thrilled about the label.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Hard

If someone roasts someone and you agree it's true

person 1: "Yo, person 3 you've got no eyebrows"
person 2: "Hard ahhaha"

by ceebs.man September 15, 2017