One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 08, 2023
A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.
by BennyBoyBennyBoy November 10, 2022
When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!
Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
by Chapychoo November 29, 2017
This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
by John0032 November 12, 2022
by some stupid guy September 05, 2023
by Daddy Dave April 18, 2017