hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth

happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019

Happy

a youtuber making sex position tutorials

Person 1: Hey man you watched happy today?
Person 2: Yes, me and my gf watched it in bed.

by ScandinavianSexMonster December 7, 2022

Happy (gay)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to the word "gay".

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Happy (gay)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Happy Dog

Oral sex that doesn't involve any sucking; only licking; paired with the sound of slurping, like the sound of a dog drinking water.

1. My girlfriend gave me oral last night.

2. Oh nice! How was that?

1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.

by Minidean97 August 27, 2025

Happy

What makes you feel all wierd and high inside. The one thing that'll bring joy to your life.

She was so happy because she felt like it.

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 22, 2019