fag-nifying glass

A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"

"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."

by Kermit364131 August 10, 2021

Male Fag Around

is when a dude or dudes walks by another dude and the dude turns to look at the dude/dudes ass like men do when a girl walks by. Also known as the MFA.

Yo that guy is such a fruity pebble I saw him give you the Male Fag around when you walked passed him.

or

I was looking at the reflection as i walked by your homeboy Fred and I saw him give me the MFA, my ass started feeling hot so i covered it with both hands and started running!!

by Chodeysmacks October 30, 2012

Limpy Wristed Fag

Someone who sucks their own poop off a pole while dressed in drag.

Gee, that Limpy Wristed Fag is a contestant on the Ru Paul show.

by Mr. Homophobia May 25, 2023

dressing like a fag

dressing up so that you will set off other people’s gaydar; dressing to nonverbally let other queer people know that you are a fellow queer

Gay people keep ignoring me because they think I’m straight, I need to start dressing like a fag

by your_best_buddy March 20, 2023

Self-Declared Fag

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.

“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!

by Bouquet July 3, 2018

Mountain dew fag

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.

Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.

by Fuckfuckassshit May 21, 2018

Fag Flag Roulette

Fag flag roulette or rainbow flag roulette is when 6 or more homosexuals lay down and pleasure the person next to them using hands and toys, the first to climax / lose has to 'clean up' after all the others, often using only their mouth. The winner (depending on which way you look at it) is the one who finishes last and doesn't have to 'clean up'. Like soggy biscuit but strictly for the rainbow flag brigade.

That sausage jockey went to play fag flag roulette last night and lost, but I think that was his plan.

by Theliberalcommuter January 19, 2022