A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”
by Bigrockstar1119 July 13, 2018

poopy boi: ima come to school and duck u when i see u
water girl: no... im gonna duck u first before u even duck me
water girl: no... im gonna duck u first before u even duck me
by chonkee September 30, 2020

by Los.photon November 24, 2020

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.
"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."
by Ezin December 30, 2016

by Das Papercut November 27, 2014

by YAY_fucktheinternet April 5, 2022
