shelley dog

when a girl's gag reflex causes her to vomit (often thru the nose) while attemting to "deep throat" a guy during a blowjob; occurs when the chic either (a) underestimates the size of the dick she's sucking; or (b) overestimates her oral prowess.

blowjob, deep throat

Things were going great with that hottie last night, until she gave me a shelley dog in the car. What a mess, but i finished anyway!!

by here4you September 11, 2005

dog party

A term that is generally used to refer to a situation that is particularly lame in nature.

"Dude, I was at Brad's last weekend and it was a total dog party."

"My mom wanted me to help her carry some shit out to the shed, but on the way I stepped in a hole, broke my ankle, and had to go to the god damn emergency room...what a fucking dog party."

by madadam314 January 7, 2009

dog kittens

kittens from dogs;
see also, cat puppies

person: my dog had puppies!!
me: dog kittens!!

by zrrrrrr March 6, 2008

the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

T-Dog

Absolute fucking roadmap wannabe. Comes across like a bullshitter but will legit burn down your house with vape liquid and a lighter (arsonist fucking menace with psycopathic traits). Got a 'stab wound' but defo just fell into a fucking table like a pussy bitch and lied to make himself look as solid as his non-existent penis. Vape skills make me want to end my life. No fucking eyebrows and I do not regret shaving them off hehe. 2/10 titwanker would not recommend. Case closed, unlike his mums legs.

t-dog is coming over for the mad sesh

ffs does he have to *puts hand in blender*

by yourmumisanonce August 10, 2019

dog nose

For a male to urinate and then wipe his wet cold penis on his partner.

It was horrible, he dog nosed me in the middle of the night.

by Stef Major April 7, 2004

crime dog

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

by McGruff January 9, 2004