DAD

the one who says he will get milk and never and never does who knows? maybe he got an Iphone and became rich or was doomed to mine bitcoin for the rest of his life who knows?

help my dad has been gone for 20 years please find him!

by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022

My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022

a dad

the thing you wish you actually had.

HAHA! you don't have A DAD!

by shell shokers.com February 7, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

Ur dad

Meaning:

Your dad is more of a comeback when you don’t know what to say, similar to; “Your mom.” Sometimes, it can be used inappropriately.

Person: I had pasta for dinner
You: I had ur dad for dinner

Person: I slept with my dog yesterday
You: I slept with ur dad yesterday

by genloriaa February 11, 2022