Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
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Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 14, 2017
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Oreo Cream Slumber Party

A slumber party where your local white gay person gets sandwiched with a bunch of black people, creamed, and passed on to the next
Gary did u have fun at the Oreo Cream Slumber Party last night
by Kari Hatake September 03, 2023
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Cream of clam

When someone hacks up a loogy, there sick ,chest cold,
by Jabony October 18, 2015
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Boy cream

"John totally planted his boy cream in suzie last night, it was insane!"
"What the fuck is boy cream"
by Alt_Mega May 19, 2022
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Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019
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HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 27, 2024
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