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turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.
"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"
by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025
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Cracked like an egg

To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken.
To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken. Tori - “Girl, I’m about to go over his house and get cracked like a egg”

Lana - “Iktr girl! He finna tear you out the frame.”

Tori - “It’s okay, I like it rough.”
by JammedJuul December 8, 2025
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Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.
Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"
by BrosephJr August 21, 2018
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crack

Summarized, from Wikipedia:

(Software) Cracking, is the modification of software to remove or disable features. (usually copy protection aka DRM)
P1: hey dude my game still won't work even with the crack
P2: you forgot the steam emulator
P1: oh
by moosetwin November 7, 2022
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Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
by mangophonker July 26, 2025
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Ghoul Crack

Cracking knuckles one by one as seen on the anime "Tokyo ghoul"
I Always ghoul

I always Ghoul Crack as I like having a hand free unlike crunch cracking
by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022
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Crack head

A person who abandons their kids would let there kid starve and used there last 20 dollars for crack. Symptoms : broke ass mentality, bad hygiene, mouth smells like shit. Takes people from there families so there not the only one being a loser.
by Mikeysbabymomma June 16, 2022
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