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Blow board

Something to snort lines of coke off of
Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019
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blow chowder

John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.
by lsc9x August 22, 2011
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a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 16, 2014
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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.
Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011
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blow hammer

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.
by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017
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Blow-Down

When you really like a dude and you want to give him a blow job show-down. Out of all the blow-jobs your ever given, this is the cream of the crop!
Boy, I'm gonna show you what you've been missing. Get ready for this blow-down.
by Unoriginalpseudonmy April 18, 2018
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