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lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
mugGet the lard cock-blockmug.

blocked

when a girl responds “blocked” to you when messing around means she want you, she desires you.
“blocked…” “actually blocked”
by MrB!tches April 12, 2022
mugGet the blockedmug.
A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
mugGet the Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?mug.

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
mugGet the Cock Blockmug.

Cock block

I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.
by nem912 August 19, 2017
mugGet the Cock blockmug.

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
mugGet the DVR Cock Blockmug.

National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!
Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)
by LavaChilly August 7, 2022
mugGet the National Block Chris Daymug.

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