stinky baby

a stinky baby is simply someone in your friend group who either acts immaturely when it comes to din dinns or beddy baws, or someone who always complains.

You should always react to a stinky baby by saying "Waaaaaaaa" to mock them for being a stinky baby

Person 1 - "That Glenn character is such a Stinky Baby, is he really going to bed at 9pm?"
Glenn- "I'M NOT A STINKY BABY SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP NOOOO IM NOT A BABY!!"
Person 1- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"!

by Fuck the Tories haha February 16, 2020

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cage baby

a baby born into an orphanage kept in a cage

miguel youre a cage baby

by homedog1345 May 4, 2020

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Baby Zoomer

Baby Zoomer - the resulting baby boom with an influx of babies conceived during the pandemic. Zoomer in reference to the mass move of video conferencing to keep businesses going during the pandemic. More babies conceived due to stay at home orders.

Baby zoomers are the next baby boomers.

by deaoats May 29, 2020

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Cheeto baby

The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).

Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020

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