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Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
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Person 1: yo, bro, did you fuck that girl from the bar?
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly
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