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shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.
All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.
by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004
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Joe Biden

look its joe biden, the child sniffer 😩💅
by Kermit The Stripper 😍 June 15, 2021
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sloppy joe

Usually done on a large breasted woman. It is when a woman is on her side and the male or female defecates on her bottom breast and then proceeds
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.
That was the messiest sloppy joe I have ever done...It was seeping out all over the sides and got all over the bed.
by chris-toe-fur May 15, 2006
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Who's Joe?

Originally just a simple joke. If someone asks this you respond with "Joe mama" but nowadays it's more of a creepypasta. If you ask "Who's Joe" then joe will come kill you sort of thing.
by ColorfulTiger1968 October 20, 2019
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Joe Biden

J - jackass
O - oh where the hell am I again?
E - everybody who voted for me is mentally retarded
B - brain damage
I - intellectually disabled
D - does anybody know why I'm here because I don't
E - even my own VP thinks I am a retard
N - not the president
by Let's go Brandon, I agree July 15, 2022
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Joe Biden

I really hope this turd doesn’t win. Trunp may be bad but this guy is far worse.
by WorseThanHitler October 17, 2020
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a piece of shit that dropped out of preschool and a rapist and will also get his ass beat by Donald Trump.
Joe Biden shall be executed from the 2020 election.
by come at me for an ass beat September 8, 2020
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