poop crackers

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.

"poop crackers"

-Albert Einstein

by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021

poop hoover

The act of a woman engaging in oral sex after having anal sex.

After pounding Sarah's ass, she cleaned off my dick with an amazing poop hoover.

by Al Mellish June 25, 2012

poop dilemma

When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home

You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."

by Jmelon October 5, 2013

poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

Poop on an Escalator

When feces lands on an escalator for some reason and gets on every step.

"That poop on an escalator is nasty!"

by iAmCKC December 28, 2011

Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

Poop Sanctum

A new name for the bathroom!

I gotta go use the poop sanctum, be right back.

by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011