Ohio Ostrich Egg

Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.

Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.

"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Mega Egg

It’s when someone is so doo doo at living

Hello Mega Egg

by Mommymother November 8, 2019

egg

some things that cacksssssssssssssssssssssssss

hi egg

by was#1hh47 October 10, 2021

Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.

Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.

by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018

Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period

I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.

by mcgerce May 20, 2025