The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
A toe biter is someone who enjoys the act of sucking on big toes in a sexual fashion. (Even if the toe bitee isn't enjoying it) It is typically done by tall goons with a jazzy groove.
by memeblaster February 12, 2018
by whoisgary November 29, 2016
A sandy vagina.
by Breezy toe July 09, 2018
An optical illusion where camel toe takes on the appearance of batman in the crotch area resulting from an excessive wedge in a womans genital region from tight fitting clothes
Dam - did you see that girls ass when she bent over, her pants so tight her pussy looked like batman toe
by Mr. Wine Bag April 06, 2017
When you go to take a poop and you push so hard and clench your jaw so hard your toes begin to sweat.
Or
Referring to a sexual moment when performing anal sex on the receving end, you clench your jaw and toes so hard they begin to sweat
Or
Referring to a sexual moment when performing anal sex on the receving end, you clench your jaw and toes so hard they begin to sweat
Man i got sweaty toes real bad after eating that lasagna.
I gave Jessica sweaty toes last night.
I can’t believe that George gave me sweaty toes last night.
I gave Jessica sweaty toes last night.
I can’t believe that George gave me sweaty toes last night.
by Poudew April 30, 2023
by edna5000 May 30, 2022