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Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022
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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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Pauled

When you act too quickly and fuck up a situation that would otherwise be perfectly fine.
Why did you do that! You really pauled that up!
by reeowens May 18, 2022
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Paul

A name that can be used in every Song, Sentence or Word.
Seriously try it.
If you know someone with the name Paul, you can joke around with his name a lot.
"Fuck the paulice! Comin' straight from the underground"
by CaptainChancer February 25, 2019
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Paul

P = popular. A = athletic. U = understanding. L = loyalhumble, athletic, funny, cool, popular, smart, strong, savage, and small. The best friend you could have and is also a great listener. He is known for his humor and funny jokes. He will always cheer you up with a great laugh and make your day. He stands out from his friends as the funny stereotype. He will always make you happy from his smile and sense of humor. He is the best friend to have and a great listener. He also cheers you up if you are feeling sad/blue. In all, Paul is the greatest name on the face of the Earth.
Wow, I wish I was Paul
by paulie_byrne96 April 27, 2019
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Logan Paul

If you are pulling a Logan Paul, you are consciously pulling a dick move.
I knew this was going to upset everybody, but i want attention, so i pulled a Logan Paul
by Mompster January 2, 2018
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