hair gelling

Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.

Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.

by Funnyaj22 April 17, 2023

I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.

Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."

by Someguy6120 April 17, 2021

holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside

ewww that mf holding hair

by seess May 15, 2022

backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.

Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!

by helix2go November 14, 2023

Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts

by iamkeebler March 08, 2016

Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022