Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

Mumen Egg fart

Someone who ate eggs earlier today and farted it out and it smells like shitty ass eggs

Mumen ate eggs and he had a egg fart (Mumen Egg fart)

by Leonardosssss September 18, 2023

evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.

as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"

by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Egg

an oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane.

The egg fell, and she gasped as it exploded on contact with the floor.

by anonymous February 4, 2021

since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

by Mango Rubicoon February 6, 2017