Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

egg

Fragile but powerful.

Also very delicious.

We must bow down to the eggs.

Friend: Carries carton of eggs
Me: Better be careful, or else the deceased eggs will haunt you at night and become your nightmares

by FlatPlanet3500 April 6, 2021

egg

everyday good girl

Sorry you're feeling dysphoric. Don't worry, you're my EGG (everyday good girl)!

by kit10 April 10, 2022

egg energy

The power and might to devour thousands of eggs in one sitting

Danny DeVito has egg energy!

by DanielTheDannyDeVitoLover October 15, 2019

Egg

chicken who has not arrived in this world yet

"i would like to devour the unborn" means you want to eat eggs

by sinaydrago April 18, 2025

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

Egg

Laid.

Egg

by Nasier December 25, 2020